You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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