How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He has the fingertips of a God
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