I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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