5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
