so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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