Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
accomplished twins. life is a go
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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