she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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