I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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