she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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