Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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