We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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