She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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