I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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