I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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