Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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