awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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