How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
This toilet bowl is my home.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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