there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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