nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
She told me I should be a condom model.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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