i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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