JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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