we're blogging at a bar
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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