dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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