I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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