I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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