Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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