I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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