I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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