Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
