Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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