Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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