you would pick up someone in the library
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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