Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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