We're facebook friends in real life
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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