But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
this boner is exhausting
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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