I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Where did you get a picture of my penis
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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