Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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