Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
false alarm, still single
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