I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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