you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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