just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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