Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
