Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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