Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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