YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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