im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
false alarm, still single
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