I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Randomize
