If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
My penis needs a shock collar
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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