my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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