new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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