How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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