This is not my ceiling
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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